OK this is me trying to pick myself up and dust myself off
and maybe even turn the page - not convinced how long it will last but lets celebrate it whilst it's here!
Yesterday was a day that I found impossible to craft given with what I was dealing with - but I could actually write so this is my ode to Dyan for the weekend we just had
At half past six we set out on our heels
At half past six we set out on our heels
To find Dy’s new home where we would all squeal
With happiness blessings and friends of old
The weekend in front ready to unfold
The studio was filled with tissues galore
And packets of chocolate who would want more
We dumped all our bags on said chairs and seats
And off to the shop we all took a peak
From papers and blank clocks and stamps by Sir Tim
We could all spend a fortune it would be a sin
Eventually our group was raring to go
Introductions were squandered along everyone’s row
First it was Sandra and it was like pulling teeth
Not sure what to say had to think on her feet
Then Anne-Marie who praised doodling class
Dyan was confused until she amassed
Dyan was confused until she amassed
That the wonderful teacher Anne Marie referred to
Was in fact her good self which she eventually knew
Then Ronni a new friend who promised to take
At least the Yorkshire accent back with her in haste
Then Carole confirmed her art journaling fears
That rules and regulations had her in tears
Jude with her addiction to the shop Paperchase
Jude with her addiction to the shop Paperchase
But we had to admire the new journals base
For Melanie she admitted it was fear of yellow
But splurged with a bit of black it wasn’t the foe
Virginia (that’s me) was left til very last
Apparently with one minute I’d have to be fast
Then Valencia did show off her journaling books
From old diary entries she proved she was hooked
To Vanessa whose weekend was planned to be fun
With plenty of time spent with yours truly’s Mum
With plenty of time spent with yours truly’s Mum
Then onto dear Steph who soon did confess
That since art journaling one she hadn’t been blessed
With time on her hands or even with paint
But with gentle encouragement plans she did make
Then lovely Anne who we all met in Feb
Did say large books messed with her head
But the weekend was promised with plenty in store
To get over our phobias, hiccups and more
Then Happy Birthday we did all sing to our Bee
She shared her art work and we all got to see
Then Emma declared this time no more tears
And Dyan she did promise that we all need not fear
For the difficult questions and soul searching rhymes
Were sectioned in part one and therefore last time
Janet declared stamping was her journaling look
But she did find issues with trying to put it in books
Michelle did agree that the image led base
Did not always leave her happy in face
But with gentle encouragement Dyan did declare
That whatever we liked that would be fair
For art journaling is a creative way
To jot down some art and words for the day
But however it turns out is quite simply ours
But however it turns out is quite simply ours
to enjoy the said process and use up the hours.
Then Liz a new friend said a year had now passed
Since she’d started on one of Dy’s journaling blasts.
And soon we were back to our art journaling goddess
And we all knew that our weekend was bound to be blessed
We started to play with paper and needles
And out came pizza and wine to feed us
It was Jay who abandoned her date for the night
because of Dyan’s back it wasn’t quite right!
Jude did declare to Mel it were “squint”
And we all did look puzzled and asked for a hint
With puzzled expressions and frowns all around
Wonky’s what she meant that we had found
Soon it was ten and time to toddle off
Full of pizza and wine that we all had all troughed
A wonderful weekend to look forward too
Down at Dyan’s on art journaling two
Saturday morning soon did appear
The sky was quite bright and the studio near
We arrived all in good time but were slow off the blocks
It was well past nine on the wind up clock
This morning we were greeted with an added friend
Christine hadn't been around for she was on the mend
First thing was alphas from strange shapes and dots
We all agreed shortly that we had learnt lots
Then onto those borders made with our fine hands
Then onto Dy’s downloads we all became fans
Brunch did arrive and soon it all went
Then onto scotch tablet we did hardly dent
Soon we did progress to the magazine base
We all loved our pages actually they were quite ace
We all loved our pages actually they were quite ace
Pam she did make the most wonderful lunch
We were all very quiet as we set too and munched
The afternoon flew in the blink of an eye
And those three-d balls at first made us sigh
But a little time was spent on the page
Dyan she did teach us all stage by stage
And soon we were happy – and all did so gaze
At our pages completed with all Dyan’s praise
We did all disappear when five o’clock chimed
We did all disappear when five o’clock chimed
Off to the pub quite aptly timed
Jude did offer a lift in her generous van
But Paul raised and eyebrow and said no to her plan
Don’t you remember on the journey here
That you simply had to have all that garden furniture gear
So the van is quite full he said with a grin
But if we are quick we can get the beers in
So we met up at pub and chatted for hours
It was lovely outside near the beautiful flowers
Eventually Jude and Paul left for their date
And we did settle down and enjoyed life til quite late
And we did settle down and enjoyed life til quite late
Sunday morning did arrive in the blink of an eye
We couldn’t believe soon we’d all say good bye
But Dyan had saved up a treat for all of us
We were giddy with excitement and all made a fuss
Of the beautiful book she had planned for our day
Of the beautiful book she had planned for our day
We soon were all busy as we did all play
Then spritz, colour wash, inks and those magic pearls
We loved all the colours – well we were all girls
Lunch soon was served in the stifling heat
Many did go outside to take up a seat
Then back to our pages we all did return
It was fun for us all as we love to learn
With stencils mopped off on random pages in book
Dyan did declare we all could learn a new look
Soon onto distress inks and water galore
Stood splatting that bleach look we all did want more
The afternoon meandered at a very nice pace
Then off to the till we all did take our place
Then off to the till we all did take our place
Dyan did have fun chatting as she rung up the till
That was until she passed Valencia’s bill
No idea how it happened the card was declined
Mind you £14,000 plus was quite a grind
Dy didn’t know what she had done
But we all did agree that it was quite fun
The correct amount eventually clocked up
Then gather our bags and clean up our cups
We started to drift off one by one
Some quietly going out into the sun
Some quietly going out into the sun
The rest of us noisy as we went on our way
Thank you Dyan for a fantastic few days
Thank you Dyan for a fantastic few days
















